Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back - TopicsExpress



          

Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car what do u think of this Man ?
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 07:32:11 +0000

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