I HATE GREEN BEANS: CONCLUSION I now live basically on Boston - TopicsExpress



          

I HATE GREEN BEANS: CONCLUSION I now live basically on Boston Market and Hungry Man frozen dinners. This will be me in the frozen food section of the supermarket: Ill select one and look at its contents--Lets see...this one has Salisbury steak with mushroom gravy..(good), and mashed potatoes, good...apple cobbler, good, and (HORRORS!) green beans. I will immediately put that one back, because (you know the drill...). I guess one reason that I was always so skinny is that Id decided at an early age that between eating green beans and being hungry, hunger was preferable. By now, you know why. For those of you struggling with weight issues, try this: Check yourself into an institution where for the next five years, you are fed nothing but green beans and corn bread. When you leave, youll be as thin as I am (if you dont kill yourself first). Ironically, I still like corn bread. But take a wild guess; Do you know what I absolutely hate? What I detest? Cmon, take a guess. THE END
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 13:33:58 +0000

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