I. Thou shal not threaten a man against getting with a girl that is not thy sister II. Thou shalt leave another mans beer stash alone and not hand out the expensive sh*t to whoever he feels necesarry or unnecisarry to give it too. III. Thou shal not Covet another mans girl, unless he agrees and/or is so heavily intoxicated he wont remember or wont know IV. It is always Party time, and any man who disagreeith with this shalt remember the golden rule: You cant drink all day if you dont start early! V. Thou shalt have no other before Lutefisk, he is above all. VI. Thou shal not Kill another human being (unless you know you can get away with it) VII. If after the end of a long day you feel like having a beer, remember to have 2, one for you and one for Lutefisk VIII. Thou shal not commit Audultry, without telling the rest of your brothere what went on with extreme details IX. Thou shal not Talk bad about thine brothers, without the night ending with you in bed with the one you talked bad too. X. If thou have a quarel with one of thine brothers, Beat the sh*t out of eachother, but by the next day be friends again Thoult live long and prosper if you obide by these laws.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 22:28:04 +0000
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