: I caught my wife................... To: > > > > > > > >A man had been suspecting that his wife was cheating (Don’t ask me how?) So, he planned a dummy tripand returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. >He came in a Cab after midnight and asked the Taxi driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. > >For the price of 10,000/- , the driver more than accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. > >Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom with the driver in tow. >They heard the unmistakable groans and moans that indicated a woman was being given a heavenly treatment! They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, >The driver yanked the blanket back and there they were, STILL at it like a hammer and a Tong, oblivious of the new audience! The sudden change of temperature, with the covers off them brought them to their shocking senses! The wife was in bed with another man!! > > >The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head. ‘What the F**k are you doing to my wife, on my bed and in my house you philandering Bastard?’ The horrified wife shouted, ‘DON’T EVEN THINK OF DOING IT!’ This man has been very generous to us!’ ‘Yeah, generous to whom??’ The hubby snorted. > >I lied when I told you I inherited money. This man has been financing us all this while! He is the one who paid for the Prado I bought for you. He cleared the loan your university was squeezing your balls over it! Remember we were looking for 900K to buy the plot at Sarigoi……….there was no Shylock like I told you-he gave me the Cash! > >He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank for the big loan you took to set up the business and he pays for all the tickets your sick mother uses to come here for treatment. Remember when you almost cried because guests flooded your village during your sister’s wedding and everyone looked up to you to finance it, then I left for a short while yet I came with 40K…………Mr. Man here did the deeds! > >He also pays our children’s school fees at Nyali Primary and even for that damn suit and the others you wear and floss around here! He even paid for this dummy trip you arranged yesterday! > >Trembling in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and whispered, ‘What would you do if it were you?’ > > >The driver said: "Cover the man with that blanket before he catches a cold…………..He is a very important man in the community!!" >
Posted on: Sun, 23 Jun 2013 18:22:18 +0000
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