I come to bed and walk into the room and Big Jim is snoring. I am - TopicsExpress



          

I come to bed and walk into the room and Big Jim is snoring. I am getting changed and he looks up and says when did you get here! I say 2 seconds ago he goes back to snoring and I get into bed. I say out loud what the hell does this man have on TV...DARTS? then I say Jesus...these people are cheering like they are at the World Series he stops snoring and hugs me and says...were going there one day...you and me. I say where? Hes says...England...They go crazy over there,. And goes back to snoring. Just what I always wanted a sleepy promise to go to Europe...to watch DARTS. Meanwhile...the boy is playing xbox and I feel like there is an actual hockey game in my bedroom and he is downstairs. And the girl is on a cleaning tear and is concerned that the carpet fresh for pet odor isnt really good for pets and will Bubbies die if he licks it. Should any of this be going on this time of night? GO THE F TO BED AND F-DARTS.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 03:48:12 +0000

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