I decided to do the little teenage girl thing and post some narcissistic things about myself. Seems to be the trend. 1. There is a weak spot in my heart for office supplies like expensive pens, little staplers, and post it notes. 2. Over most things I loathe shaving. Men are NOT supposed to do that. Jesus had a beard, so did/does Abraham Lincoln, Jim Gaffigan, the entire band of ZZ Top, and not to forget to mention Chuck Norris. Beards are so cool in fact that there are many women that have medical conditions growing them. My theory is that they want beards so bad they actually work their follicles up to grow them. Unless they are Italian, then it just comes naturally. 3. I enjoy fixing computers. Especially my mom’s because I can give her crap about being an old bat. 4. Sweet God of all that is Holy I love those damn Rockstar drinks. 5. I have few really true friends. I have become quite a hermit for the past 4 years or so and dont talk nearly as much to them, but I would do anything for them. 6. Freaking hate dentists. They are a necessary evil though. Much like Congress. 7. Speaking of Congress, I hate politics. I cant stop watching what happens though, they are like a train wreck with bodies everywhere; you just cant NOT look. 8. I wish that I owned a really sick Harley. I totally dont know if I would ride it because I am slightly afraid of motorcycles. I like having an iron coat around me when I go from place to place. 9. Websites that automatically play music drive me bonkers; I dont mind videos so much, just music. 10. I have wanted a Volkswagen Thing for decades. I just never have the money. 11. I wish I had more people in my life that loved photography. There is something about capturing an image that sparks an emotion in people 12. I like anime. Not the perverted crap the Asians put out, but the seriously good stuff (this does not include DBZ). 13. I like to say shocking things to really conservative people. You know the tight wads that think every thing that any body does that is different than what they believe.... 14. My food touching other food on my plate is wrong and disgusting. Although certain things are okay. 15. I love fonts. When you start talking about the cap line, mean line, beard line, descenders and arms I get a little excited. 16. I dont purchase crap. I wont buy something that just gets me by. If I dont have the money to purchase quality products I wont buy it. 17. Coffee is my mistress. My black, tasty mistress.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 17:38:06 +0000
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