I didnt know that Liking someones things about me list was signing me up for a list of my own, so theres your warning in advance... 1. I was named Kristi after a German Shepard my mom owned when she had me. She already had a boy and a girl and just wanted her dog. Here, Kristi!! 2. I had a boss once that was obsessed with proving his IQ was higher than mine so he would send me IQ tests weekly to compare scores. Mine was consecutively around 150. Our work relationship deteriorated further with each test... 3. The worst thing I ever did was call my mom from April Blair Stonestreets house on April Fools Day and pretended I was the hospital calling about her daughter being in a wreck. I thought she would recognize my voice. She didnt. Unfortunately, my dad was still alive then and he didnt think I was funny. 4. I was grounded for my entire 7th grade year due to another not-so-well-thought-out plan to meet a boy at the movies after my dad said no. We went to see Phantasm II so it could be argued that I had already suffered enough... 5. My first daughter weighted 12 lbs 3 oz at birth and was the largest baby ever born in that hospital up to that day. They wanted to interview me for the local paper and I was so horrified that I wouldnt let anyone in my room. Including my attempts to make the nursery keep the baby... 6. At one of the lowest points of my life, I was on the porch at my moms, deeply in thought and asking God if I was doing the right thing with my life. I looked up to the sky and YES was written in the clouds directly above my head. 7. My parents catered rock concerts my entire childhood and when I was very little, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw KISS standing in my window staring at me. In my 2nd story window... I screamed bloody murder and scared my parents to death. 8. My older brother convinced me to put a football pad over my face and let him shoot me with a bb gun because the steel inside the pad would protect my face. He lied and I have the scar over my left eye to prove it. Happy, happy Thursday!
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 18:46:11 +0000