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I do love Itchy and Scratchy and am very proud of them, but usually find it more fun to post their misdemeanors and foibles. I would on this occasion like to say how very pleased I am that madam not only got her Himalayan heap of homework done (really SFO! shes had barely time to change her outfit the recommended 3 times daily or borrow my eyeliner or stomp about, what are you thinking of, setting that much?) Today she CLEANED OUT MY CAR. yes she really did. That horrendous car interior so full of crumbs, raisins, pumpkin seeds, hairbrushes, pens, earrings and hair elastics and dirt, its like Claires Accessories exploded in Simmons and the resulting mess was shovelled into my car. New passengers have to have jabs to have a lift and I always wipe my feet getting out of it. I have to confess that I forgot I had carpet and wondered why the Corsa had been developed with a compost floor, but hey you know me I just went with it. Well Madam cleaned it out beautifully and you know its actually 3 inches bigger inside. I didnt recognise my own car and tried to climb into a wheelie bin instead. (might have been a bit faster....) But thank you Darling, you have done a smashing job.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 21:36:22 +0000

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