I feel really bad so Im going to confess on Facebook and ask that God, Buddah, and Allah be with this man. I was eating with my parents at Fat Sals when we noticed this homeless crazy dude who looked like he was the leader of a gang before he got bit by a walking crazy person. He had fiery red eyes probably a symptom of the bite orrrr a symptom of too many ol English malt liquors. Either way he passes us and I breathe a sigh of relief. But upon preparing to leave I see him draped and when I say draped I actually mean D and raped all over this other innocent black man, blabbering with what Im sure has to be breath to match a fire breathing tampon dragon about the return of the black man the d-rapee looked at me with the eyes of the lady Sylvester Stallone dropped in Cliffhanger and uttered these words help me brother...please help me. I acted as if I didnt see him and left him to his fate. I mean it was terrible but then again nigga shoulda known better than to give a nigga like that eye contact. (My mom said that last part ) ahhhh I feel better .. Ice cream anyone?
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 08:07:54 +0000