I got pulled over on my way to work at 4:30am. Two tickets. - TopicsExpress



          

I got pulled over on my way to work at 4:30am. Two tickets. One for the police having halitosis and chronic low grade diarrhea, and the other for me being a criminal flimflam man. They dont take kindly to crime-men like me in Staten Island. No film flam allowed. They TOOK A BITE OUTTA CRIME. They got the bad guys off the street behind bars where I belong and I keestered this phone so I could write this post from my cell at rikers. End of ranties, the police have frilly panties.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 12:58:40 +0000

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