I had a pickup in the green machine last night , in Mesa out came these 4 young lads 18-19 years old. They told me they wanna to go to a party over in Gilbert, I said ok you boys got money and one hands me his credit card and smiles and goes my folks told me only use this for this emergency, I go ok stud so off we go. I tell you gang boy did the crap, start flying in the green machine these studs started bragging how about every gal was gonna be with them and they out drink anybody there , if there was a ass beaten at the party it come from this group. Im thinking these losers need some help ,so I told them how me and my buddies use to bust into parties at there age put a egg in the family microwave. That would freak a lot folks out boom egg all overy I told them. Well we got to the address of the party , guess what this social gathering was busted ,obviously the lad that live here didnt have a basement in his house, or a backyard. for everybody to boogie , when the locals police show up. The brat pac I had with me all sudden started just freaking out. I go hey calm down you guys didnt do anything wrong your just in a cab SOB relax if the police stop us I will do all the talking , well guess what we got stop and Johnny Law goes what we have here. I told the officer I got 4 young boys that wanted to take over this party tonight, but I tell you what you and fellow officers our doing good job. Im impressed underage drinking serious problem been for years I gave Mr Doughnuts the thumbs up . He then leans in the car tells me to take these boys back where I got them from , told all 4 boys he better never catch them at a party ,all sudden one of them in the back seat goes sir he told us to put a egg microwave.I start laughing I look at the cop and I go hey I figured they needed a little help making a few friends at the party . The police officer goes just turn your cab around get the hell out here now.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 21:13:23 +0000
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