I had such a hilarious experience today : Woman..aged anywhere from mid 30s to 50--ish.. driving a Ford Focus Number Plate R12 - T?O, on a mission, she cut people up in the traffic, roared into the Petrol Station. She pulled up behind another car..about to depart..the car did not go quickly enough for Drama Queen..she then hooted at them. Startled look on departing motorists face. I drew up and filled up my car..and walked across to pay.. There she was.. champing at the bit, sighing.. and tapping her feet. I decided to put my car through the car wash..I made my way back to my vehicle and moved off in the direction of the said Car Abultionary ..out of the corner of my eye I noticed that there was a car, sneaking around and trying to get to the same queue, she raced triumphantly in front of me..cutting me up as she went. She got out and fitted a plastic protector over the rear window wiper, chucked some stuff in the bin..got back in the car..and sat tapping her fingers on the steering wheel. Next car departed.. the car due to go forward did not move quickly enough for Drama Queens satisfaction, she hooted at driver of that car, and gesticulated for them to Hurry Up. I was right behind her, as the newly washed car departed...next came the Ford Focus + driver.. who swept in and the cycle began. There I was poised and waiting... well she was slow leaving..so I hooted at her, she then stalled the car..(by then I was laughing..evilly), so I hooted again. The car bunny-hopped out. By then the rear windscreen wiper was going like the clappers...er..plastic covering and all, she stopped that and turned on the front wipers...ahem..also still with plastic protectors. OMW! I nearly PSML..because as she was scurrying around... a large seagull passed overhead..and PLOOP..right onto her car. Bwahahahaha.... so mean and horrid of me ... Whahahaha... that will teach her to bully the populace
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 18:12:16 +0000
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