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I had the great idea to go for a long bike ride and show some calories whos boss, so I decided to ride up a particularly steep hill near camp. I took off ready to take on the world and got close to the hill when a bug flew down my throat and set off my gag reflex, causing me to puke over my shoulder while I kept on trucking. Undeterred, I pressed on. I got about 3/4 of the way up the big hill and tried to downshift because I was having trouble pedaling, when my bike locked up and wouldnt move. Awesome, my chain broke in half. So I coasted most of the way home and then kicked like I was on a skateboard and got ridiculous looks from people passing by who obviously wondered if I understood the purpose of a bike. I hate everything.
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 04:19:25 +0000

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