... I had this AMAZING experience last night. Something woke me up in the middle of the night. I got up to check on the dog, when on the way back, a genie, an angel, or maybe the Lord Himself, said, Because you make so may children happy with your portrayal of Santa, I am going to grant you one wish, ... I had just been thinking of how I would love to get my trip to Hawaii off of my bucket list, so I responded, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want. ... He answered me by saying, Your request is too materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It would nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. ... I thought about it long and hard... Finally, I said, I wish that I and all men could understand women... I want to know how she feels inside, what shes thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy. ... His reply was almost immediate, You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 14:11:27 +0000
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