I hate sitting at the back seat, yes on the bus and on the face me I face you chair. I am a genius when it comes to face me I face you situation, I was born and spent my early life living in one. Here I was jejeli minding my business this cold winter morning after a lovely weekend with beautiful people. Two ladies, no! Women sat opposite me cos the bus was parked full, 1st one looked at me and whispered something to her friend who just couldnt help giving me the dirtiest look ever. Wetin I do nau was all I could think of? They both spoke in swahili so I couldnt figure them out. At the last stop... yes I was on bus 279 to manor house again, I boldly approached the 1st woman, who seemed like the sensible one, while the second lady still kept washig me over with her evil looks, if looks could kill trust me I wouldnt survive that dirty look. Sorry ladies, do we know each other? The first one managed a sad smile on her face, Am so sorry my dia, you look so much like someone and thank God you are not because my sister here would have started a fight right inside the bus the evil sister doesnt look happy at all o, I bet she really wished I was that person they mistook me for, with those large nostrils of hers, she for tear me into pieces today. The 1st woman looked so worn out, hair all gone, hmmm! I hope its not this my lookalike person that made her look like ayamatanga winsh.. anyways our wanted lady was fully endowed all over which cant be said of me, that was the first observations that ruled me out cos they said the lady in question is 9ja too.. see your life Folake? I said to myself, thank your stars all those your silent prayers for God to increase your body endowments... thank God, those prayer request is yet to be granted... wetin for happen to me today? Dem for show me pepper. Fear no gree me ask them the full gist, the looks on our 2nd lady aint nice at all, she hated me more for not being the culprit they were looking for. I respected myself jejeli by disappearing from their sight before Lady Mike Tyson changes her mind and rearrange my body structure to that of the woman she was looking for... Alakoba, on the first day of a new month...
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 12:54:03 +0000
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