I have agreed to become a tomato DNA recipient, move to Vera Cruz for training for a manned mission to Mars, instruct 6,000 Jesuits in "unconventional" meditation practices, streamline the budget for excessive nomenclature adjustments in the Utah "Pretend to be Friends" initiative, work on some pseudo-rhumba dance steps for the deceased but beloved toothbrusher Johnny Carson, and help Black Sabbath "feel important again." Slow week.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 05:22:52 +0000
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