I have an ingrown hair on my inner thigh. At least thats what Im guessing it is. Its either that, the beginning if the zombie apocalypse, the twin I absorbed in utero finally pushing its way outta my body to wreak havoc like that Chuckie doll, or I ate a spider in my sleep and its made its way to the inside of my inner thigh and laid its eggs in there and Im about to hatch a billion spider babies from my near crotchial region. Its definitely one of those. And its swollen to the size of a giant marble and the redness is spreading down my leg. Oh well, It was nice knowing you guys. Tell Reedus, Leto, and Pratt that they missed out on bedding a girl who would eventually die by being murdered from the twin she ate later busting out of her thigh to seek murdery revenge. Or any one of those other things.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 19:21:49 +0000
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