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I have been sitting in my house all day because the articles people are sharing on facebook have made me scared to leave. It turns out ISIS mixed ebola and AIDS then injected the resulting EBOLAIDS into the stingers of millions of killer bees. The killer bee venom actually strengthens the EBOLAIDS, turning it into EEEEBOLAIDS. Thousands of infected hives were just flown from Syria and Liberia to whatever city you live in. According to the news, YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID AT ALL TIMES. Various media outlets have also recommended that you make sure to buy a bunch of shit and blame the inevitable upcoming plague of death on whatever political party you are not affiliated with... All hail Wax.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 01:08:39 +0000

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