I have been up since 6:30pm debarking the guests and then straight into Coastguard inspections and still have the welcome aboard show to host . And just now as I was answering a question here on Facebook………I dozed off………at my desk…………in my chair………..wearing only my underpants. I would have still been asleep now had it not been for the screams from Ariel my cabin steward who had knocked and hearing no reply thanks to my deep sleep came in to make up my cabin. He saw something which will haunt him for the rest of his life and I will have to pay for the therapy he will no doubt need I just had a shower and shave to try and wake myself up and as I was shaving I looked in the mirror and during the my brief desk nap I seem to have developed a full head of hair…………in my nose. I couldn’t believe it. I have always had some hair there but now it appears I have a small furry animal living in my nostrils. Now, you go through life thinking that your body knows what the sodding heck it’s doing but why has it decided that my nose needs an afro. Anyway, I spent a good ten minutes plucking hairs from my nose this morning and it’s a sure sign that I am getting old……………….I am going to put them on eBay by the way………..bidding starts at $50.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 01:31:35 +0000
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