I have laughed my butt off today! I went to one of my clients home who is fixing to turn 99 next saturday......her son is a Marine Vietnam Veteran who is paralyzed and lives in the home with her. She was on a roll today buddy LMAO! She was telling me that he was bossing her the other evening and she told him You may have been a Marine Sargent but this is my house and around here I am the Pentagon so hush it up MARINE! I laughed til I cried LOL! She also has a lil long haired dog that is super spoiled and she said she was sitting in her sons bedroom last night and Ritzy came in barking and Bill said what is wrong with her? My client said oh she wants me to go to bed and I aint ready to go to bed yet. Aint NO LIL FUZZY TAILED DOG gonna tell me when to go to bed! Me and her son both just about cracked up laughing LOL! He showed me some pics of a Mustang Cobra car my client owned and DROVE up till she was 92 and she got to telling me about when she worked at the sewing factory she would spin gravel just to show off in it! I told her I wish I had known her then and she said YOU need to find you a feller with a hot rod car to show you off in and you would be a hot rod hellion! I said MS NAOMI in a shocked voice and she said well you would be! When I got ready to leave she told me to be good and not do anything she would not do LMAO! She is a mess..........If I live to be old I want HER attitude LOL! Her birthday party (a suprise) next saturday is bound to be a HOOT! I am so sore from laughing and smiling over her my jaws and teeth even hurt LMAO!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 01:03:23 +0000
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