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I just almost went all Jackie Chan on a guy in Pet Smart. There I was minding my own business on the dog food aisle when I turned around and not more than five feet from me was a guy with a banana yellow python wrapped around his neck. That sucker was probably 7 feet long and about as big around as a softball. I had to strain to keep 4 years of Taekwondo from bursting out. I also had to clamp down on my bladder! Why the HECK is it ok to bring that monstrosity out in public?!?!? I...HATE...SNAKES!!!!!! Not cool, tattoo dude, not cool!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:29:06 +0000

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