I just drank two bottles of Tejava and had on OCD cleaning attack. - TopicsExpress



          

I just drank two bottles of Tejava and had on OCD cleaning attack. The disgusting creature from the black lagoon that was on the floor of my shower is dead and my bathroom sink looks as white as my ass. What the hell is wrong with me? I havent done this much physical labor since I lost my virginity. Unfortunately, I think I have bleach lung. My breathing is a bit tight and wheezy, but I stayed ventilated and kept going into fresh air as I worked. Still, Im convinced I have TB now. Its hard to tell, really, because my breathing always feels tight and wheezy from the 119 panic attacks I have every hour. I think I just need to have a double espresso or perhaps just put on a beret and smoke a french cigarette while consuming 3 blocks of Brie cheese and watching a Godard film. Oui. TB.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 02:17:22 +0000

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