I just gotta stay out of these snobby little local boutiques!!! - TopicsExpress



          

I just gotta stay out of these snobby little local boutiques!!! Popped into one on my way home just now and I hadnt been in the store 30 seconds when I hear, Honey, the plus-size section is in the back!! Oh boy! A million retorts coursed through my head, one of which played out something like this: HONEY, I did 100 push ups this morning so my arms are primed to punch you right in your Botoxed cheekbones with your skin stretched tighter than my hiney cheeks from the ten, 100-yard hill sprints I just cranked out! Did I say it? Nope...just went straight over to the PETITE section and perused the racks...then I purchased an XL top :)
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 19:51:05 +0000

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