I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when Im bored, I - TopicsExpress



          

I know nobody will see my status but sometimes, when Im bored, I like to go into my garden naked with my shlong cellotaped to my inner thigh wearing a dirty gingham tea towel over my head and roll around in box fresh dog shit for 23 minutes whilst wrecked off my ugly 37 year old face on Tipex thinners and BBQ ignition fuel and dance erratically to the internal fax machine noise that sporadically plagues my screaming mind.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 20:23:46 +0000

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