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I know this might be a hard one to believe because you wouldnt think someone would say something so stupid. But, here goes. Last night I confiscated a borrowed ID from this young girl. When she handed it to me it was painfully obvious to me that it wasnt her. However, I went ahead and went through the normal protocol before I take the ID away. I asked if she had anything else.Of course she said no . I asked her date of birth. She fumbled,but got it right. Then I asked her her name. She got that right. Then I asked her to spell her last name. This is where the fun started. She tried 3 times, unsuccessfully to spell the name on the ID. Now, you would think that after the first time spelling it wrong you would give up and just be busted. NOPE!! Not this girl. She kept trying to spell the name. And it was a hard name to spell. I think it was Russian or something. But, it was a really long name. (SIDENOTE) If you are gonna use someone elses ID choose one with an easier name, or at least learn to spell it. Put in a little effort DAMN!! Anyway, after I stopped her from further embarrassing herself and told her, Listen young lady, even if you eventually spell the name right I already know this is not you. No, I swear its me! And, I say if this is you why cant you spell your own name? Now, this is what this young girl said to me. And, she was very confident that I would believe her excuse. She said My last name is really long so its hard for me to spell. REALLY!!!! That is what you came up with?! Its hard for you to spell your own name?!? I could be drunk, blind, and missing 3 fingers. And if my last name was Mxylpltzx, and had been my name my whole life I would spell that shit correctly!!!! Dont laugh people! These young kids are the future leaders!!! Good Lord help us!!!! Another (SIDENOTE) I dont get mad when these kids try to use fake IDs. I was young once, hundreds of years ago. I know the deal. But, when you are busted, just be busted and walk away. Dont try to use some dumbass excuse or story that make you seem like some sort of brain damaged, test monkey!! Cause believe me it aint gonna work. And, you do look stupid!!! Ok end of rant.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 20:07:28 +0000

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