I know today is Monday and you assume its probably gonna suck balls but according to statistics there will be over 5.000 weddings, 10.000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today there will be atleast 4 people that win multi-million-dollar lotteries, 600 people who get a promotion at work, and 3.000 people who lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35.000 balloons sold and 800.000 Skittles eaten. Plus the words I love you will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume its probably gonna suck but just smile because, according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day! Happy Monday! ;)
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 08:13:40 +0000