I know what youre thinking Youre thinking, This is a song Well I guess Ill just have to show you Exactly where you are WRONG! Why arent you hearing the cheese? Why arent you feeling the ham? If you dont listen youll miss it You dont understand I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice To make it clear to your brain Until youve taken a bite It couldnt be a dam cause it doesnt have a beaver Its not the DMV cause it doesnt make you wait It couldnt be a taco cause it isnt very crunchy It couldnt be an Olsen cause it isnt Mary-Kate It cant be Dirty Dancing cause it doesnt make you vomit It couldnt be an iron cause it doesnt burn your face It couldnt be Bruce Campbell cause it isnt freakin awesome It couldnt be a keyboard cause it doesnt have a space... BAR! (Be-cause) This is not a song, its a SANDWICH! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, its a SANDWICH! Now no more of your vile filthy lies (This is a song) NO ITS A SANDWICH! (Uh... But, its a song) NO ITS A SANDWICH! So what are you thinking? Still think this is a song? Do you require more proof? Do you enjoy being wrong? Why arent you hearing the meat? Why arent you feeling the bread? If you dont listen, youll miss it Youre making me sad I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice And then again and again Until youve taken a bite! It couldnt be a chick cause it doesnt want to marry It cant be Windows Vista cause it doesnt suck enough It couldnt be a boob cause it isnt very squishy It couldnt be a beer cause it isnt good and stuff It couldnt be a tub cause it doesnt have a ducky It couldnt be a stoner cause it doesnt have a joint It couldnt be an egg cause there is no Easter Bunny It couldnt be a song cause it doesnt have a point (Be-cause!) This is not a song, its a SANDWICH! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, its a SANDWICH! Its really just a hoagie in disguise
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 04:15:15 +0000
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