I love the smell of Friday F#ckwit in the morning. Did you see the Newman LNP have desperately decided to focus all their attention on what they have deemed the issue of the day with the same theme continuing throughout the week (like Health or Education). No diversions. Hmmm. So in a Friday F#ckwit first, well be taking a leaf out of the Newman LNPs play book. This Friday F#ckwit will be focusing on a single issue. That issue is the massive f#ckwit whos cut swathes of destruction throughout our state. No diversions. Stay on point. And dont forget to draw a line in the sand.. Did you notice the sun rose brighter on Sunday after the Stafford by-election? A massive schhhmack across the face with a slimy wet trout for the rudderless LNP. Not surprisingly this f#ckwit blamed everyone but himself. It was Labor. It was Chris Davis. It was this rash in my groin region. Cough. He wheeled out a lame lets draw a line in the sand, followed by a completely empty apology and some hollow u-turns on pink jumpsuits and the CCC chair which he deludedly hoped would grease up his political poll in the electorate after the embarrassing electoral beat down. Hey amigo. You are a f#ckwit. Remember after the Redcliffe by-election this f#ckwit declared he would change and listen to the people. The people had spoken...Really? Nurse, I said really??? In what could be likened to a promise not to urinate on the seat and floor of the toilet. He even promised us hed sit down to pee. Nice one. Alas it was all hot air and the spillage continued unabated but this time nothing was off limits, as he sprayed over the walls with the golden shower of LNP power. Or something like that... Why would the people expect anything different this time from this el f#ckwitto? What about his decision to blame Queenslanders for not understanding his motivations behind his unpopular decisions. Really? After spending millions of taxpayer dollars on propaganda explaining your f#ckwittingly filthy motivations, that excuse doesnt wash. Its all about you, f#ckwit. Its all about you... Cowardly running off to hold Mondays cabinet meeting at a Daisy Hill high school to avoid media attention before they had a chance to brainwave, was an act of f#ckwitted desperation from a desperate bunch of f#ckwits. His decision to only talk about certain topics and refuse to discuss anything else is a stunt of a man with skeletons in his closet. Dont look in there, thats Lisas lingerie drawer... F#ckwit. What about his idea to lock up unpopular and under performing ministers to hide them from public view to help spread the stale and decrepit LNP mantra. Interesting to see which ministers this clown thinks are unpopular. This f#ckwitted snake in the grass should quickly find a mirror and look in it. Ladies and gents. I give you Campbell The Lotion Newman (AKA The Dead Man Walking) the Shame Files Friday F#ckwit.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 11:29:53 +0000
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