I need to know if this is too much goofy for a profile? To Start: I am a bit goofy. I am left-handed and write with my paper almost upside down. I can also juggle and balance a spoon on the tip of my nose. I love puns and often times laugh like Kitty from That 70s Show without realizing it. My favorite jokes: Why is the Tomato red? -Because he saw the Salad dressing. What did the big flower say to the little flower?-Hey, Bud! I was the Catholic School Girl with bright red hair and Sally Jessy Raphael glasses. My principle purchased the same glasses and made us pose together for the yearbook. Kids teased me relentlessly, but I overcame. I am whimsical. As a child, I believed in flower fairies. My grandma told me that if I sang to her flowers and helped water them, the flower fairies would find a way to contact me. She would have my Dad disquise his voice as a fairy, ring bells, and leave messages on the answering machine for me. Though I no longer believe in silly things, I still posses my sense of wonderment. My dad calls me Memphis. Walking in Memphis is my song. According to him, I am a slow piece of heaven like the melodic southern city. I enjoy everything from kickball to painting and First Friday. I like to redo old furniture. If the furniture is dovetailed and has casters...count me in. I am wicked smart. I am an Analyst and Project Coordinator for a World 500. I had three years of PreMed done in high school through UofA. I had a change of heart and went into Art History. Through time, I gravitated towards engineering and the lighting/energy field. I retain stupid information like: Google was originally supposed to be called Back-Scratch! Ummm...Let me Back-Scratch that?! Lol I also do stupid things. I traded a pizza for a tattoo at a frat house...its a bird on my foot. I figure, a bird on the foot is better than sh*t on the head. I also have a butterfly tramp stamp. It gets lost between my crack and I can make the wings flap. I josh...I josh... I love all sorts of music. Tom Petty is my favorite...I am, after all, an Indiana Girl. My first concert was J. Cash in my PJs and slippers though...I have stories. I am not a tv person, but enjoy good books. I love anything written during the Fluxus Movement or by the Beat Poets. Ok, I have written enough. If you want to know more, please ask.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 05:10:12 +0000
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