I never really go to Speedway downtown, simply because there is always some sort of shock and awe scenario there. Here we go! All I wanna do is use my $.30 off per gallon of gas coupon from Kmart. Im pumping my gas, screwing on the lid and scope the parking lot doing a freak check. All looks good, I go in and grab a diet coke. Outside I hear that your van? Me: yes sir Him: hmmm, what year? Me: ohhhh, I think an 03 Him: miles? Me: over 200,000 Him: see this here dog, I traded my van for her Me: thats a good trade! Him: you better do the same soon cuz that piece of shit looks like its about to fall apart. Me: laughing, scratching my head, and praying she dont stall out in front of Dog Boy. Please God let him be drunk, cuz normal people do not act that way......anyone got a dog for trade??
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 11:54:33 +0000
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