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I really cant deal with this book right now. Two sentences in sequence utilized these phrases: wheat students regarded... Most wheat investigators today... Not paleoethnobotanists. Not paleobotanists. Wheat students and wheat investigators. My mind is now spinning with hilarious mental images of what these job titles might entail (for the record, I know what they actually do entail). Jim! Jim! What the hell is that thing on the ground? I couldnt tell you Marv...GET BILL OVER HERE! *Bill saunters up, a burning cigarette on his lips. Whats the matter boys, couldnt figure this one out without me? Damn it Bill, we pay you for your answers, not for your sass! Do your job! *Bill stares at the ground for a moment, and exhales a cloud of cigarette smoke. Wheat. *Jim and Marv gasp collectively, Bill shakes his head in disgust, and walks back into the shadows muttering under his breath. Even as a longtime student of wheat, he never felt that he was quite prepared for days like today, a day where his talents as a wheat investigator would truly be challenged.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 04:27:58 +0000

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