I received a letter stating I was being audited by the IRS. I said I lost most of my receipts on my hard drive from 2012 - 2014. They said I need to find them. I said the rest of them were in my gun case but that was stolen and the ATF believes its in Mexico. They said I need to find them. I said What difference does it make? They said I could go to jail. I said theyd have to catch me, so I figured Id get arrested. So I headed to San Diego but made a wrong turn and I ended up in Mexico. I was thrown in prison but was released because I said I was looking for my illegitimate son to take back to the US. I thought ICE agents would arrest me because I grabbed a kid on my way back in. ICE turned me over to DHS and I received shelter, food, and then they gave me money for a free transgender operation for the kid. I didnt let the kid get the operation but kept the money. I gave the kid to another kid who had an uncle in the White House. DHS flew me to Virginia. I now have a new Identity and the IRS says I dont have to pay taxes because Im undocumented, so they gave me a job. I was hired as an IT specialist but stole IRS secrets and ran away to become a Jihadist and sold my secrets to Russia. I learned how to speak Pashtun and blended in well but wanted to come back to America. So I called my Mom and Dad and they called some kind of a super community-organizer type guy that lives in a white house. He traded me for some friends of mine in Gitmo which I believe is an all inclusive club. I got to fly back to the states for big reception in my new home town. Life is good I have nothing to vent about. - Maddog55
Posted on: Wed, 25 Jun 2014 04:41:27 +0000
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