I relate to Mudd more than Kirk, Star Trek Wise. I mean if I - TopicsExpress



          

I relate to Mudd more than Kirk, Star Trek Wise. I mean if I was captain of a starship I too would hire only strippers to be my crew. Stripping is a very valuable skill that can help in a lot of situations. Such as: 1. What if were attacked and the turbolifts go offline? We have poles in the jeffreys tubes for the strippers to go down. 2. What if were attacked by aliens whos only weakness is boobs? Well we can shake our money makers. 3. What if we dont have a screwdiver to repair the warp drive? We get one of those stripper shoes and use it. USS Bootay.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 11:16:32 +0000

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