I spoke too fast. All I needed to do was leave the house for 10 minutes and have 3 beautiful encounters. Lady spots my dogs and me and lifts her small Pomeranian in panic: - Are your dogs gonna bark at my baby? - I dont know, let me ask them. (Turning to the dogs) hey kids, are you gonna bark at this fine ladys baby? (Silence) I dont know theyre not answering, theyre not even looking at me. - Yiiiii shu sa2il!! Macho man with a big belly. - Are your dogs gonna poop here? - I dont know let me ask them. (Turning to dogs) hey kids, are you planning on pooping here? (Silence) I dont know theyre not answering... - Dont try to be smart... - I cant help it, Im actually very smart. - Ah walla? - Yeah, Im also very strong and fast and everything. - Eh bravo 3lek. Not-too-bright-looking guy. - HUSKY! HUSKY! HUSKY!! HUSKY!! (Silence, then to me) why isnt he answering me? - I think its because hes only half husky so the other half gets confused when you call him husky. - Ohhhh seriously? - Yeah I read that somewhere. - Oh ok ok...
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 12:15:27 +0000
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