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I stole this because it was AWESOME! THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me its not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow larger, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take? I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years, my husband replies. I stopped. Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years? Without missing a beat he said, Worked for your ass, didnt it? Hes still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

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