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I swear I could not make this up if I wanted to. So today Im at Safeway buying hamburger and baby food for my ancient Labradors dinner. In the baby food isle some new mom asks me the standard how old is your baby line, I respond with my standard hes 14 and a Labrador line like has become custom whenever Im in this isle. She then offers to sell me her frozen placenta from birthing her baby and starts into the amazing benefits of placenta. I promise I held back as much as possible but effectively told her she was insane, that I did not want to feed my poor dog the inside of her vagina and that I found it beyond repulsive that shes offering it for sale to the highest bidder. Needless to say I did not make a new friend today and Im totally ok with that fact. #yuck #somethingsshouldnotbeforaale
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 02:21:51 +0000

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