I swear the phrase " Mama watch this" is the toddler equivalency - TopicsExpress



          

I swear the phrase " Mama watch this" is the toddler equivalency of "Dude, hold my beer". I hear it way too often in this house. Tonight as I heard it, I turn to see my child leap off of the sofa with her arms spread out like she was trying to fly. You ever those moments that seem like they are in slow motion and all that goes through your head is " well hell". Fortunately she had a soft landing with only a couple of bruises. Tink on the other hand probably needs to take a doggy self defense course. Poor dog jinked when she should have jived or learn how to tuck and roll. You know that old saying " You pay for your raising when you have kids of your own"? Well I demand a damn recount. There is no way in hammered hell that I was this bad...ugh
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 02:44:15 +0000

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