I tell you, being a kind looking senior citizen who reflects the image of a nice, elderly grandfather type does have its perks! Went down to the Walgreens on General De Gaulle earlier for some cat meds (Rx) and as I was waiting, I noticed in the next line over there was a pretty little young thing in an extremely cute summer dress… and she was “being comfortable” underneath the top of it, at least not suffering any constraint….pretty little things I was sure. As luck would have it, she had parked next to my car, and as I approached my car she started jumping around, jerking this way and that, and using the expletive, “damn” a few times. I asked her what was the matter, and she asked if I would mind a very personal favor and would I help her? It seems that she’d just been stung by a bee in a very personal place; the base of her right breast. She wanted me to look and see if the stinger was still there, and if so, would I be kind enough to pull it out for her, as she couldn’t see the location of the sting and could not pull it out herself. Being the Southern Gentleman I am I replied “of course” and would be more than happy to help out a young damsel in distress. She turned her side toward me, exposed her breast, and then I said I wondered what anyone seeing this would think, and she said “I don’t care, I’m a deputy sheriff, so it really doesn’t matter what they think.” THAT impressed me quite a bit, let me tell you. There was indeed a stinger remaining in that sensitive area and I did, very gingerly, pull it out. She thanked me, and then said she had some lotion and would I mind putting some on the sting? Once again I replied “of course” as it is just not in my nature to see a fellow human being suffer….I guess I am just that much of an old, cuddly, good Samaritan. After applying a small bit of the lotion, she was adjusting herself, and said, “Now, you have something to tell your wife about,” and let out a slight chuckle. Her eyes conveyed a devilish twinkle that told me she was sure I had been ‘bothered’ a little more than I let on by the experience. I told her I would very likely not share this experience with my wife, after which, she laughed and thanked me again. She was probably in her mid-to-late twenties and cute as a bug. Yes indeed, being a senior citizen does have its perks!!!! I will certainly pay more attention in the future when I am in a neighboring parish as to the occupants of their law enforcement vehicles!!! To validate this encounter to those who don’t know me well, I only have to point out that I am a former Army Recruiter and, before assuming my duties, took a blood oath never to let another falsehood escape my lips!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 21:58:02 +0000
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