I was asked to post again.... #81 should be....when is my next race?!? 😝 ENJOY! Hilarious!! Have any of these thoughts ran through your head during a half marathon??!!! 80 Thoughts Every Woman Has While Running a Half Marathon By Emily Abbate (link at bottom) 1. Am I sure I want to wear this? 2. Should I be wearing different underwear? 3. I wonder if Victorias Secret is doing the 7/$25 sale anytime soon. 4. Should I put my keys in the pocket in my leggings, or is it better to put them next to my phone in my armband? 5. Crap, wheres my armband? 6. My ankle hurts. 7. Did I send [dad/significant other/supportive friend] the course map? 8. Am I in the right corral? 9. I hope that eensy hole in the crotch of these leggings doesnt get any bigger because ripped leggings would not be a good look. 10. There are a lot of people behind me. What the hell did I put in as my fastest time? 11. I should have lied about my fastest time. 12. OK, here we go. 13. This is the wrong Miley Cyrus song. 14. Ugh, I hate this awkward walk-to-the-start-line then run, yet the-race-has-already-started business. 15. Its sort of humid out here. 16. Maybe Ill PR this race. 17. I should run faster. 18. How great is dry shampoo? 19. Dont run in the middle if youre not going to propel FORWARD. 20. When was the last time Jay Z released new music? 21. This headband wont stay put. 22. Where is the water station? 23. AH-HA! A water station. 24. And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn ... 25. His shorts are way too short. 26. Did I put on suntan lotion? 27. If Britney Spears can make it through 2007, I can make it through this race. Thank you, motivational sign holder. 28. Oh, god, hes not wearing shoes. 29. HOW DO YOUR BARE FEET NOT GET IMPALED BY ROCKS? 30. Whats with that minimalist running thing, anyway? 31. My toe hurts. 32. I hope I dont lose a toe nail. 33. I wish I was immune to chafing. 34. I wish I could run in those little shorts and not feel so self-conscious. 35. It feels like my sock is bunching up in my sneaker. 36. Am I wearing socks? 37. Thank you, a decline! 38. I could probably run a little faster. 39. Ooh, a race photographer! 40. I should make my hair look nicer. 41. GU. I HAVE GU. 42. OK, now look like youre really, really into this race. 43. Yeah, that face probably looked stupid. 44. This GU tastes like a decadent dessert. 45. Im so getting froyo after this. 46. Why is it that the whipped cream machine is never working every damn time I go for froyo? 47. Oh look! Cheerers! Yes, Ill give you a high five. 48. Aaaaaand I missed. I hope theyre not standing here when I run back by them on lap two. 49. This sports bra isnt tight enough. 50. What am I going to wear to the bar after this? 51. Cant this person in front of me hear me coming up behind them? 52. Crap, I just got Gu on my shirt. 53. Maybe if I cough really loudly theyll move. 54. A hill? Really? Now? 55. MOVE, LADY IM RUNNING HERE. 56. What should I eat after this? 57. Will Taco Bell still be serving breakfast? 58. Her shoelace is untied. Should I tell her? 59. No, I wasnt pointing frantically at your too-worn sneakers asking what brand they are. 60. Brooks? Maybe I should look into Brooks. 61. Brooke Shields is looking pretty great for her age. 62. Okay, almost there. Three more miles. 63. Remember when you couldnt even run three miles? 64. I wish I could afford Lululemon. 65. If I get a PR then Im ordering a mimosa AND a bloody Mary. 66. Exactly what is the age when you start thinking Bloody Marys are delicious? 67. Ugh, I want a Bloody Mary. 68. And a croissant. 69. Why did I think this was a good idea? 70. This ankle pain has got to GO. 71. AHHHHH, THE FINISH LINE! 72. Where is my [dad/significant other/supportive friend]? 73. Did I close the refrigerator? 74. Okay, smile theyre going to take your finish line crossing photo! 75. I hope I dont end up on their website. 76. Helllooooooooooo, free goodies. 77. Bagel. I want three. Screw it, four. 78. This foil blanket makes me feel like a superhero. 79. Get this foil blanket off me! 80. Man … running is freakin awesome. fitbie/2014/04/17/thoughts-every-woman-has-while-running-half-marathon
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 02:02:10 +0000
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