I was driving down the street along airport Rd in warri city, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted something from me for calling while driving... Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the back-seat with tongue stuck out, spittle dripin n fangs barring, staring fiercely at him. POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog? ME: [I bone face] Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense? POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from? ME: From hospital POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick? ME: No, na person wey d dog bite we go c, d person almost die sef POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why d dog dey shake head like dat? ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person POLICEMAN: and d dog know you? ME: Yes nah, no be my dog? POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am? ME: how you take enter? POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open[The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you ME: how much u go pay me? POLICE: Ah! I neva hustle anything since morning, na only 1k dey witt me. ME: U neva ready,(attempting to release d dog. POLICE: ok ok ok ok ok, e reach 2k, d oda 1k na my wyf own bt I go give u join(now close to tears as d dog was becoming rily impatient n getin ready to attack) Oga I begggg sorry for me take d 2k make u open d door plsssssss ME: oya bring am(I collects the 2k n allows him out of the car) POLICEMAN: God punish you idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man..
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:33:55 +0000