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I was given the number 7.... 1. I like to eat Doritos, but the aftertaste makes me want to cut my tongue out. 2. I was born on exactly the same day as Mia Zapata and Ive outlived her by 20 years and counting. 3. I am lyrically challenged and know all the words to only two songs; Happy Birthday and the theme from Hawaii 5-0. 4. On a trip to an away lacrosse game in high school, a convoy of 3 buses filled with players coaches and fans had to pull over so I could pee. 5. I once earned a perfect zero in a college math class called Elementary Functions. 6. Country songs about daddies and daughters make me weepy. 7. I suffer from occasional episodes of Transient Global Amnesia, usually brought about by visual stimuli like 3D movies and strobe lights.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:51:15 +0000

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