I was just unfriended by someone I never met named Gillian Gaar. She is apparently a music journalist from Seattle who added me because we have a bunch of mutual writer friends. After posting an update about plugging up the toilet in my bathroom and hiding it from my wife because I was embarrassed, Ms. Gaar commented: Why would you share that? Seriously, whats wrong with you? So I posted a photo of the clogged toilet, tagging her and pretending it was a special request. Dear anyone else uptight about any discussion of bowels whatsoever, I suggest 1) unfriending me now before I offend again; 2) growing up; and 3) seeing a gastroenterologist because that stick up your ass needs professional removal.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 15:10:48 +0000
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