I was shopping at my local Mall today and I walked past a primary school kid who was bawling his eyes out. Not like a tantrum kind of crying, properly howling hyperventilating crying. No one seemed to notice him, he was about ten and just losing his shit hysterical. I asked him if he was OK and the sound that came out of him was barely human. Poor little bugger had lost his Nan and it was the end of the world to him. I had to calm him down to understand what he was saying. I got him to stop crying and stayed with him until I saw a woman that fitted Nans description (maybe ten minutes) and called out to her. When she looked up, he ran to her absolutely howling his eyes out, it was like watching Lassie come home. She barely noticed that he was crying and I got the impression she hadnt noticed he was separated from her. I know this sounds like Im telling you all about me doing a good thing for a kid today, but the point of the story is that this kid was the dead ringer of the fat kid from Hey Dad. The whole time I was with him I had to stop myself from giggling like a small child because Arthur McArthur was a snotty, teary little mess. When his little fatty boombalada legs took off to hug Nan, it was both cute and hysterical at the same time. Im going to burn in hell for all eternity.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 08:25:37 +0000
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