I was waiting at a red light today, looking rather fly, listening to Heavy D explain how he "can take it from the streets, and rock it between the sheets" (I am paraphrasing of course) when walking along the sidewalk comes a boy who looked maybe 18-20 years of age. He really looked like he should have been on the People of Wal-Mart website, as he I can see the image he was going for, but he feel short of this goal a little. I tried to get a picture for this report, but I dont know how to work the camera in my phone. Picture this: Tall, really skinny, white male, with orange sneakers, red tube socks with 3 white rings at the top, pulled up as high as they could go to just below the knee. Black running shorts purposely hanging low, so the line of cars could see half his ass, a skin tight wife beater shirt (lotto style from 8 mile), and a bright red baseball cap, turned to the side as if he had just jumped off the Another Bad Creation album cover. He was puffing on a cigarette and walking in a rather exaggerated manner, giving long "tough guy" stares to the occupants of the cars as walked past.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 19:36:54 +0000