I would like to preface this post by saying Yes, at the moment, I do have that much time on my hands. I present to everyone our first Two Word Story, in which we observe Ray Stevens desperate attempt to make it through his evening whilst tripping on mushrooms. His pleasant time with his special girlfriend is interrupted as the hallucinations begin. We are privy to his activities: making it through the taping of Hee Haw, troubled musings about his fame, a crazy trip to the bowling alley. He wakes in a fit only to run into a real-life, incoherent lot-lizard (the horrors!). We are left to ponder-is he still stuck in his halucinations? Are we all?? Pretty deep stuff here, folks. So, without further ado: Time for beer thirty and barbecue! And then, and a good woman beside you thats inflatable. Got popped! :-( Patch kit-duct taped! :-) Didnt work. :-( Super glue! :-) So he was happy and satisfied to be until he got none. Realized she needed blood but how to get? Bit necks at rednecks in plastic, then a ziploc bag, reusable cups! Came to her cousin and bit who was...fell off..the fish...Oh ship!...paid for and chips...a pirate, a zombie jackass.. On the Heehaw Honkey talk, Minnie Pearl was telling Ray Stevens her story with secret meanings behind every word, her word: I am dangerously close to lovingly losing control. That she saw Sneider and ran, driving a red unicycle while wearing nothing under. Did you just say had no clothes on?? Oh my! Gods honest! Fig leaf had holes. Damn worms. She threw a coconut at Rays fat behind. OWWWW! He really enjoyed eating it and making hot coco, funny sounds and crazy moon in the wee early hours of the night and got naked whenever he didnt see any light. At night, barked out loud very cutely, like a small ferret and smelt like a Paperwhite Narcissus. He knew that his butt was needing a good kicking, wanted more attention from his peers, his manager and his mother and his fans. But this crazy weather was making it hard to get his point across to the world. Then a thought crossed his mind. I will shower and then write about my nighttime activities! At the bowling alley, without you, he sat upside down on a toilet seat. He wondered What in tarnation? I smelled so sweet before he ate Taco Bell! But now felt nauseated and silly so he went home to shower and rethink his choice and puke. HOCKEY TIME!! Then he wanted to drive off into the wild blue yonder with cat but only the dog bit my ass. I said Hung on! But he yelled help a little too late. A copper saw this and turned dark pink then smiled when he brought out his big log splitter. Then he gotta ticket and realized he had ate a mushroom. Good shit! Now sees blue ghosts floating down the road. Then suddenly he heard a horn honked at that lot-lizard-not lot lizard recreational reptile-without teeth (Runnnn Forest!) and said My word! I never! But... I already paid. She cackled and then turned into a pig and soon she disappeared. Then bacon ate her, tasste like pork roast. He woke the cat and dog by hollering Who ate my bacon!!? Both animals ran to the DOT-officer who gave the bird to the, a warning lot lizard who said Dumbass dispatcher, make my...should be sent to...now you let me!...get confused because I want to lose my-Ethel u get ur clothes on!-freaking mind because this story is getting wild I hope it will end soon. Haha done! The End!
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 17:25:00 +0000
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