I wouldve thought this all to be common sense, but idiots around the nation have proved me wrong time and time again over the last decade, so I think its time for a lesson in arcade etiquette. Rule #1: Do not steal from the arcade. This is the only thing more important than Rule #2, which is to wear deodorant. Its also supposed to be completely obvious to anyone who functions in civilized society, but apparently it isnt. See, if the game you like to play is owned by an arcade, its both polite and logical to avoid doing things that would aggravate management and risk you losing access to that game. If the arcade goes out of business because youre not paying for your games, congratulations: youre both a shithead and forcibly retired from dance games. If they catch you and ban you, congratulations: youre both a shithead and forcibly retired from dance games. If neither of those happen, congratulations: youre a shithead and I hate you, but you can keep playing dance games until you get busted. 2.) Wear deodorant. And I dont care if it says its good for 48 hours or 48 weeks, youd better be applying it every day before you walk into the arcade. Also, bathe daily and wear clean clothes. And if you know youve gotta fart, walk somewhere else to do it, like over to the Air Hockey table -- get revenge on those kids who hit you mid-song with a flying puck earlier. 3.) Be observant and take turns. Not everybody understands coin lines, and even people who do know that the whole concept is idiotic because everyones coins look the damn same. Between songs, look around to see if anybody else is loitering nearby and ask if theyre waiting to play. If they are, dont be an Oceanlab Megadouche; play standard-length (
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 05:36:16 +0000
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