I wrote this mock release in 2003, just for fun, when Snoopy took to this little blue duck. Oh how I miss my boy... Residents of Los Angeles want to know - Has the burger been replaced? Los Angeles, California 2003- Residents in West Hollywood, California are seen wandering through the city in amazement, wanting to know has the burger been replaced by a squeaking blue duck?. In an interview on Monday afternoon with Snoopy Munros nannie Ann, of a small town in France, it became evident that there was some confusion around this subject. When asked if this were true or simply a rumor, Ann replied in a heavy French accent,ah, eet ez veree defeecult to say. Snoopy has many burger, whech I am sure he adorz but eet appearz zat zer is sum special attachment weez zis little blue duck A passer by commented that he had spotted Snoopy running in his local park, though difficult to see or say for certain, he had noticed something suspiciously blue in his mouth. We had taken a local camera crew over to the residence of Snoopy Munro and asked Mistress, Veronique Munro if there was indeed such a blue duck and if so, could we see it. Initially Ms Munro denied claims that there was a blue duck or any less interest in the burger than usual, though when asked her to produce a burger, she couldnt seem to find one. Moments later, one of our journalists opened the door to her office and found Snoopy guarding a little blue duck. When asked wheres your burger?, Snoopy arrived with the blue duck for one of us to throw, and persist he did! Again, when asked Wheres your Burger Snoopy?, he became confused and began to bark and jump up and down and proceeded to force us to throw the duck. According to Manager of Gelsons in West Hollywood, squeaky burger sales have been down by 89% since last month. Their largest customer, though not named, was described by a worker as a girl who lives on Kings road with a beautiful black and white sheep type dog called Snoopy.
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 04:37:12 +0000
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