IMPORTANT NOTICE! ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!! University of Heaven is hereby requesting candidates to apply at our prestigeous University. Please note that any candidates applying must pick our new man form, and drop d old man at salvation hall in our office complex in calvary. The forms are free due to the fact that our registrar, the Lord Jesus Christ had paid for it with his blood. Any candidate who failed any of these faculty of graces preliminary courses here on earth will not be shortlisted; Salvation, sanctification, spirit baptism. Please note that any candidate with Satan Identification Number (SIN) will not be permitted at Holiness Highway, the road that leads to the New Jerusalem lecture theatre. Visit calvary today to be shortlisted for the matriculation ceremony known as Marriage supper of d Lamb where old and new patriarch will be reunited. The final list will be released on the rapture day. We hope youll make the final list. Signed. -TRINITY
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 06:56:55 +0000