IN THE COUNTRY WHERE I COME FROM, THE FIRST LADIES ARE NOT REFLECTED IN THE ANNUAL BUDGET, YET THEY HAVE EXPENDITURE.... THEY CAN SPEND AND SPEND TILL THEY GET TIRED OF SPENDING. THEY HAVE OFFICES, ASSISTANTS AND VARIOUS ALLOWANCES. THEY CAN FIRE AND HIRE GOVERNORS, MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS AND COMMISSIONERS. THEY HAVE PET PROJECTS ALWAYS DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF THEIR PREDECESSORS; THAT IS WHY WE HAVE MANY ABANDONED PET PROJECTS IN THE COUNTRY WHERE I COME FROM. TWO FIRST LADIES ARE CURRENTLY IN COURT WHERE THEY ARE FIGHTING OVER A PIECE OF LAND FOR WURUWURU PET PROJECTS. OUR FIRST LADIES CAN BE GHOST WORKERS IN THEIR HOME STATES WHERE THEY RECEIVE HUGE SALARIES, BUT HAVE OFFICES IN ABUJA. LAST WEEK OUR FIRST LADY, WITH FINGERS LAVISHLY ADORNED WITH ASSORTED DIAMOND RINGS Patiently SHOOK HANDS WITH 135 TRADITIONAL CHIEFS WHO CAME TO BEG HER TO GIVE PERMISSION TO HER HUSBAND TO CONTEST RE-ELECTION INTO THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT. ON THAT VISIT ALL ADJOINING STREETS LEADING TO HER MULTI-BILLION PALATIAL COUNTRY HOME WERE SEALED FOR DAYS. YES, OUR FIRST LADY IS SO POWERFUL THAT WHEN POLITICAL CRISES RECENTLY BROKE OUT IN HER HOME STATE, NOBEL LAUREATE WOLE SOYINKA BEGGED HER TO SHEATH HER SWORD. SHE IS STILL CONSIDERING THE REQUEST. THIS LADY CAN ORDER THE SENATE TO PASS A BILL OR APPROVE FUND FOR A PROJECT WITHIN A DEADLINE. DENY HER AT YOUR OWN PERIL. WHEN YOU SPEND WITHOUT A VISIBLE SOURCE OF INCOME OR CONSTITUTIONALLY APPROVED BUDGET, THAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE OF CORRUPTION...THE FIRST LADY CAN NEVER BE WRONG AS SHE BESTRIDES THE ACCOSTED SHREDS OF OUR IMPOVERISHED NATION LIKE A COLOSSAL AMAZON.... IN THE COUNTRY WHERE I COME FROM.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 17:03:21 +0000
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