INDIA 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT. 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX. 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 7) Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF’S PROFESSIONAL TAX! Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT). 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 11) r u going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 13) How come u got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! 14) Do u have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 16) Hav u purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY VAT, SERVICE TAX, SOCIETY, STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! 17) How u Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! 18) Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!! 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 20) Do you want growth of india.? Ans: offcource Yes . Pay electricity tax,water tax, education tax, & other tax ,which is a punishment to u coz defulter people. 21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX….!!!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 08:34:05 +0000
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